
because krill deserve merch too

"Krill Bill"
A revenge tee… for the underestimated.
Inspired by the cult classic but starring the Southern Ocean’s fiercest crustacean, this bold design is for anyone who knows krill don’t play second fiddle.
Yellow jumpsuit optional.

"I'm Kind of a Big Krill"
"I don’t know how to put this, but… I’m kind of a big krill."
A deep-sea nod to deep confidence — for anyone who knows their worth (and their trophic level).
Stay classy, Southern Ocean.

"Kriller Queen"
Guaranteed to blow your mind (krill-style).
A deep-sea homage to Queen — because even plankton can be iconic.
Bold, a little glam, and definitely not background noise in the food web.

"Jagged Little Krill"
Isn’t it ironic… that the smallest things keep the whole system afloat?
A 90s-inspired nod to the quietly powerful, the overlooked, and the just-a-little-offbeat.
Wear it when you’re feeling salty and iconic.

"Stone Cold Kriller"
All grit. No glitter.
For the ones who work hard, stay cool, and move with purpose.

"Licence to Krill"
For the secret agent of the Southern Ocean.
Sleek. Stealthy. Shaken, not stirred.
This one’s got the krill power to save the world.

"Krill Power"
Because nobody messes with my sisters! Krill might be tiny, but they’re fierce, fabulous, and the unsung heroes of the ocean. Wear it and join the most powerful plankton posse on the planet. 🦐💥🌊

"TKC"
For those who like their science served with a side of sunset style.
The TKC line keeps it cool and classic — a retro nod to the krill that keep the ocean running.
No puns here. Just clean, bold graphics and a little krill cred for those in the know.